The Anna Hazare show now has "slap"-stick comedy routines in a bid to increase TRPs.
Rahul Gandhi is preceded by a gunny sack at election rallies. The produce will be recycled at the opposition party rallies especially those of his "bua".
Salman Rushdie attended Jaipur Lit Fest on proxy. Every invitee talked about him more than their own works.
Indian kids around the world lose weight as their mothers refuse to hand feed them. The kids are also no longer the top performers in schools abroad given the lack of sleep stemming from nightmares of sleeping by themselves.
Barkha Dutt is doing wartime reporting again. The war is on her.
IIPM like Shahrukh Khan never goes out of news even though there is nothing new.
Bollywood takes Oprah Winfrey by storm. "The "Taj Mahal" was even wedged into fifth of the backseat of a Rolls Royce to demonstrate bonding.
Priyanka Chopra knows there wont be "maafi" for her eighth murder and therefore adopts Gandhigiri and thanks Katrina for performing the song of the year.
Ajay Devgan might win the best supporting actor for the movie Tezz. The event organisers would have been forewarned by the Mohanlal fan association.
Chethan Bhagat sets a new trend by signing book contracts with Bollywood production houses rather than publishing houses.
Cricket was played better on Twitter than on the field. The Indian team will play the next virtual world cup on home ground.
Rahul Gandhi is preceded by a gunny sack at election rallies. The produce will be recycled at the opposition party rallies especially those of his "bua".
Salman Rushdie attended Jaipur Lit Fest on proxy. Every invitee talked about him more than their own works.
Indian kids around the world lose weight as their mothers refuse to hand feed them. The kids are also no longer the top performers in schools abroad given the lack of sleep stemming from nightmares of sleeping by themselves.
Barkha Dutt is doing wartime reporting again. The war is on her.
IIPM like Shahrukh Khan never goes out of news even though there is nothing new.
Bollywood takes Oprah Winfrey by storm. "The "Taj Mahal" was even wedged into fifth of the backseat of a Rolls Royce to demonstrate bonding.
Priyanka Chopra knows there wont be "maafi" for her eighth murder and therefore adopts Gandhigiri and thanks Katrina for performing the song of the year.
Ajay Devgan might win the best supporting actor for the movie Tezz. The event organisers would have been forewarned by the Mohanlal fan association.
Chethan Bhagat sets a new trend by signing book contracts with Bollywood production houses rather than publishing houses.
Cricket was played better on Twitter than on the field. The Indian team will play the next virtual world cup on home ground.
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The best pilot of the year award was given to the pilot for remembering to land at Calicut.
good one
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